I would eat a grenade for you baby, but book clubs are for suckers.Watch the Behind the Scenes Video HERE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPKaNHoyF0Subscribe!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalWatch the Comments Video HERE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJA26xcSoUWritten by Mark DouglasDirected by Tom SmallGet this songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910And check out WhatsUpElle here:http://youtube.com/whatsupelleLYRICS:BRUNOWe just met, but I know you're my soul mateI've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and faceLets get hitched right away or at least pick a dateI've got next week open. When do you have open?I sent you my left earBut you tossed it off the pierThen said something I couldn't hear WhatGave you all my string and my fingernail clippingsI hope I don't sound deranged, but I'dChop off my head for youI just went off my meds for youI'd drink a bottle of crazy glueAnd lick a bathroom attendents shoeOh that's good shoeI would peel you a million grapesAnd make a portrait using audiotapesYes I'll protect you from robotsAnd futuristic apesOh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future GIRLCalm down you crazy clown what is wrong with youStop offering things that you'll never have to doJust take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Whywould I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?BRUNOI'd eat a pile of glassPull my heart out through my assGIRLYou know what you could do for me?BRUNOWhat babyGIRLThe dishes and the trashLets take that Tango classThen watch Lifetime TVBRUNOI'll shop at Target with youBuy you tickets to Dave MatthewsI'd go to brunch with your book club friendsI'll tell you that you're not fat againIt nightmare ever ends I would rather eat 50 grenadesWear a speedo made of razor bladesThen have to deal with you babyAnd your stupid mom–MORE BARELY:Subscribe!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalFacebook!http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesomeGet the songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910TShirts!http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.comMark's Channel:http://youtube.com/markdouglasTodd's Stuffhttp://youtube.com/wombatronhttp://www.twitter.com/toddwomackFollow us on Twitterhttp://www.twitter.com/barelypoliticalhttp://www.twitter.com/barelydigitalLeave us a voicemail1-(646)-827-2202Write us a letter!The Key of AwesomeP.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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Official Rowan Atkinson Live – Full length standup
The full length and official Rowan Atkinson Live DVD is now available on Youtube!Whether mesmerising us with the sheer visual mastery of Mr. Bean, beguiling us with the acerbic wit of Edmund Blackadder, or simply entertaining us as the suave, but rather hapless British Secret Agent Johnny English, you surely won't have escaped the comic genius that is Rowan Atkinson. In Rowan Atkinson Live, co-written with Richard Curtis (4 Weddings & a Funeral, Notting Hill, Love Actually) and Ben Elton, Atkinson runs the whole gamut of his remarkably versatile 30 year career, with sketches, mimes and monologue's that are guaranteed to have you shedding tears of laughter. Performing live on stage alongside "straight man" Angus Deayton, the show features a number of original and familiar routines, including sketches that appeared in the original Mr. Bean series.
iTunes Version – Backin Up Song
iTUNES: http://dft.ba/-backinupSITE: http://www.thegregorybrothers.comSHIRTS: http://districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-NewsORIGINAL VIDEOS: http://www.kmbc.com/news/24836888/detail.html & http://www.kmbc.com/video/24837823/detail.htmlWALK OFF THE EARTH COVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p8p5JkWUGgSHELLI LANGDALE: http://oustcat.orgAuto-Tune the News / Gregory Brothers links: YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/autotunethenews Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothersTwitter! http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews2nd YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers CHORDS: Chorus: Eb – Bb (x4)Verse: Fmin – Bb – Eb – Ebmin/Ab (x2)Bridge: BbLYRICSI'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' upCause my daddy taught me goodI'm backin' the hell outta thereAnd I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my GodI'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' upCause my daddy taught me goodAnd I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.)My daddy taught me good.I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cupAnd outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come inOne with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie.Black hoodie. (White hoodie!)White hoodie. (Black hoodie!)They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!"And I'm like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!"And sooooooThe guy in black starts comin' down,comin' down down down down(Chorus)So I backed farther and farther away,And I'm like, don't look don't look don't look.And he comes right to me and he goes, Get down now! Get down now! And I just drop to my knee,see my little knee.And, and then when I figure I'm safeI'm like, countin' to two thousand. And I don't hear nothin'….Nothin!Then I hear:BOOM BOOM BOOM!I'm like, Ohhhmigod they're dead! (Chorus)And I'm like I'm gonna have to find all my friends dead,And then they were laughing (ha ha), They shot the robber! Hero of the day, saved my life, saved my life!They shot the robber!Hero of the day, saved my life. Mi amigos, he's a hero. (Chorus)
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 5 (Funny Bloopers & Screw …
Jack and Geoff are back on a FRIDAY to bring forth Fails of the Weak Volume 5. After today all new FotW will be on Friday instead of Monday! Enjoy the hilarity and stupidity!
Immersion – Video Game Foods
http://RoosterTeeth.com for more! In many video games, food increases health and cures illness. Just how well would that work in real life?
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 23 (Funny Halo Bloopers and …
Jack and Geoff are back for the Michael Jordan of Fails of the Weak. Does anyone even understand what I mean by that? Man, I'm getting old.
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 20 (Funny Halo Bloopers and …
Jack and Geoff rock out to Fails of the Weak Volume 20. This week there are spills, chills, thrills, grills and more! Enjoy!
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 26! (Funny Halo Bloopers …
Jack and Geoff are back for Fails of the Weak Number 26! Come for the fails, stay for the hilarity!
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 11 (Funny Screw-Ups …
Jack and Geoff are back with another installment of Fails of the Weak!
Halo: Reach – Fails of the Weak Volume 27! (Funny Halo Bloopers …
Jack and Geoff bring you even more super awesome fails in Halo: Reach. Today we are divisible by 9!