I would eat a grenade for you baby, but book clubs are for suckers.Watch the Behind the Scenes Video HERE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akPKaNHoyF0Subscribe!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalWatch the Comments Video HERE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjJA26xcSoUWritten by Mark DouglasDirected by Tom SmallGet this songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910And check out WhatsUpElle here:http://youtube.com/whatsupelleLYRICS:BRUNOWe just met, but I know you're my soul mateI've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and faceLets get hitched right away or at least pick a dateI've got next week open. When do you have open?I sent you my left earBut you tossed it off the pierThen said something I couldn't hear WhatGave you all my string and my fingernail clippingsI hope I don't sound deranged, but I'dChop off my head for youI just went off my meds for youI'd drink a bottle of crazy glueAnd lick a bathroom attendents shoeOh that's good shoeI would peel you a million grapesAnd make a portrait using audiotapesYes I'll protect you from robotsAnd futuristic apesOh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future GIRLCalm down you crazy clown what is wrong with youStop offering things that you'll never have to doJust take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Whywould I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?BRUNOI'd eat a pile of glassPull my heart out through my assGIRLYou know what you could do for me?BRUNOWhat babyGIRLThe dishes and the trashLets take that Tango classThen watch Lifetime TVBRUNOI'll shop at Target with youBuy you tickets to Dave MatthewsI'd go to brunch with your book club friendsI'll tell you that you're not fat againIt nightmare ever ends I would rather eat 50 grenadesWear a speedo made of razor bladesThen have to deal with you babyAnd your stupid mom–MORE BARELY:Subscribe!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalFacebook!http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesomeGet the songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910TShirts!http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.comMark's Channel:http://youtube.com/markdouglasTodd's Stuffhttp://youtube.com/wombatronhttp://www.twitter.com/toddwomackFollow us on Twitterhttp://www.twitter.com/barelypoliticalhttp://www.twitter.com/barelydigitalLeave us a voicemail1-(646)-827-2202Write us a letter!The Key of AwesomeP.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113